For tradespeople, shops, cafés & local businesses

Say the word.
Consider it done, in your voice.

Tell us what's happening, the way you'd tell a colleague. It becomes polished social posts, quick replies to your customers, and a website that keeps itself current, every word unmistakably yours.

14 days free · from £19/month · cancel any time

Social posts

Written in your voice, around the photos you snap as you work, and posted for you week after week. Glance, tap approve, done, or let them run on their own.

Customer replies

We answer the everyday questions on your posts as you, and flag the real enquiries, so a message at 9pm never turns into a lost job.

Your website

Designed around your brand, hosted, and kept up to date on its own. No builder to wrestle with, no developer to chase.


The difference

It never feels like software. It feels like a good employee who knows your business, and quietly gets on with it.

No campaigns to plan, no dashboards to babysit. You keep us posted, and your socials and your site look after themselves.


How it feels

Tell us once. We look after the rest.

01

Tell us about your business

A quick chat, once: what you do, where you work, and how you like to sound. We read your website and photos too, so nothing ever starts generic.

02

We make it unmistakably yours

We study what makes you worth choosing, then craft posts, replies and a website that could only be yours. Nothing off a template, nothing you'd wince at.

03

You just keep us posted

Snap a photo, add a few words, and it lands everywhere it belongs. The rest runs on its own; a glance from your phone is all it ever needs.

The craft

We treat your brand like it's our own.

You've built something you're proud of. Our job is to make sure everyone else sees it that way, with the steady, personal marketing an agency would charge hundreds a month for, at a small-business price.

Tuned to you, never generic

Everything we make is shaped to your trade, your patch and your customers, never a recycled caption or someone else's stock photo. The bespoke attention an agency bills by the hour, kept quietly consistent every week.

A website you'll be proud of

We design, build and host a smart, on-brand site to match, events, bookings, a gallery, a map, whatever fits, and keep it looked after. No templates to wrestle, no separate tool, no developer to chase.

Never a customer missed

We watch the comments on your posts, answer the everyday ones for you, and flag what matters, enquiries, questions, the odd complaint, to reply to in your voice. Nothing goes cold, nothing sounds off.

Genuinely hands-off

Once it's set up, it stays handled. Your site stays current, posts go out on schedule, replies get looked after, your photos get used. No dashboards to babysit, no stress, it just runs while you get on.


Real output

Six businesses. Six voices.

Real, unedited output from the same model that would write yours, photos included, for six invented sample businesses. Not customers.

MSMarsh & Son PlumbingPlumber · Sheffield, UK
Hands servicing a clean modern home boiler with copper pipes, in bright daylight.

marshandsonplumbing Nobody thinks about their boiler in July. That's rather the point. Get it serviced now, while the sun's out, and you're not the one ringing round in December with a cold house and three jumpers on. We're Marsh & Son, father and son, covering Sheffield and the villages since 1998. Gas Safe registered, and no call-out charge within Sheffield. Give us a shout to book a summer service. Future you will be grateful.

BBBrass & BloomHair salon · Bristol, UK
Close-up of beautifully styled, glossy curls with warm brass balayage, set against soft green plants and exposed brick in bright, airy salon light.

brassandbloomhair Can't get to us in the working day? Thursdays are your night now. We're open till 8pm, so you can come in after work, sit down under the plants and let us sort those curls out properly. No rush, no squeezing you in on a lunch break. If it's your first time with us, we'll do a free curl consultation before any cut - just a proper chat about your hair and what you actually want from it. All our colour's ammonia-free too. Find us on Gloucester Road. Pop in or drop us a message to grab a Thursday evening slot.

TCThe Crooked SpineBookshop · Hebden Bridge, UK
A closed sage-green nature memoir on a sunlit wooden table with a mug of tea and colourful book spines behind.

thecrookedspine Book club meets again on Tuesday 4 August, the first Tuesday of the month as always. This time we're reading a nature memoir, which feels about right for late summer. If you've been meaning to join, this is a good month to start. Come with the book half-finished and plenty to say, or come simply to listen. Marlowe will be somewhere on the stairs, judging our reading choices as usual. Pop in beforehand if you'd like a copy - we can order one if it's not on the shelf. Three floors of us, in the narrow old building on the corner.

TGThe Granary PlayhouseCommunity theatre · Norwich, UK
Poster: Two Weekends of Homegrown Laughs. An original comedy, made right here at The Granary - two weekends this spring.

thegranaryplayhouse We're putting on our own comedy this spring - two weekends of it, made right here at The Granary. If you've not been in yet, we're a 90-seat theatre in an old Victorian grain store in Norwich. Volunteers run the whole front of house, and no seat is more than 8 metres from the stage, so you feel like you're part of the show rather than watching from the back of somewhere huge. We'll share the dates and how to book very soon. For now, keep a couple of spring evenings free and come laugh with us.

FFFern & FoxFlorist · Whitstable, UK
A loose hand-tied bouquet of British summer flowers — dahlias, sweet peas, cornflowers and dill — in bright natural daylight.

fernandfoxflowers Late July, and the buckets are full of the good stuff. Dahlias just starting, sweet peas still going, cornflowers, scabious, a bit of frothy dill for good measure. All of it grown here in Kent, cut this week, no foam, no imported roses. Everything we sell is British-grown and picked in season, from three Kent growers we know by name. That means the colours shift as the summer does, and July is one of the loveliest stretches of the year. If you'd like a bit of it on your kitchen table, our weekly subscriptions start at £22 a week. Or pop in and we'll tie something together for you.

ISIronworks StrengthGym · Barnsley, UK
Poster: Learn to Lift From Scratch. 6 weeks. Coached. Capped at 8. Built for beginners who mean business.

ironworksbarnsley Our next six-week beginner barbell course starts soon, and it's built for the nervous first-timer, not the show-off. If gyms have always made you feel out of place, read this bit. There are no mirrors here. No blaring music videos. No one watching you and judging. Just a coach showing you how to lift a barbell properly, one step at a time. You don't need to get fit before you start. You don't need to know what you're doing. That's the whole point of the six weeks. We're a strength and conditioning gym in a Barnsley industrial unit. Coached sessions are capped at 8 people, so you're never lost in a crowd. Fancy giving it a go? Drop us a message and we'll tell you everything you need to know. No pressure, no sales patter.